24 of the worst dad jokes of all time

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  • A dad joke is, "a pejorative term used to describe a corny, unfunny, or predictable joke, typically a pun," according to Wikipedia. We all have one or two people in our lives who just can't help themselves. The dad jokes come spilling out at every opportunity and whether you laugh or cry at the inopportuneness of their timing and delivery, there is something to be said for the clever wit behind them. There are so many horrible dad jokes out there to choose from, but here are 24 of the worst and most hilarious:

  • 1. It hurts so much because it actually makes sense

  • 2. Classic

  • 3. "Nailed it!" used to be cool until dads everywhere ruined it

  • 4. Stockholm syndrome is a very real thing and not to be joked about, dad!

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  • 5. Anything that starts with "There were two goldfish in a tank" has to be funny! Right?

  • 6. Unfortunately, the "P" actually is silent

  • 7. I wonder how often this actually happens?

  • 8. This one gets me every time!

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  • 9. How long did it take them to come up with this one?

  • 10. I hope this never actually happened, for his sake

  • 11. They are literally point-less!

  • A friend of mine collects blunt pencils. Personally I find his hobby a bit pointless.

    Posted by Dad Jokes on Sunday, November 6, 2016
  • 12. Only a true dad could come up with this

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  • 13. Unless that man was a dad, he probably didn't think this was too funny.

  • 14. You're killing me, but I can't. stop. reading

  • 15. I bet she's laughing on the inside

  • 16. I'm a little confused that he had a racing snail in the first place, but ...

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  • 17. My wife, my boss, my son, my daughter. The variations of this one are endless.

  • 18. Ummm...gross!

  • The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. (thanks Eli)

    Posted by Dad Jokes on Thursday, August 18, 2016
  • 19. This is utterly pun-tastic!

  • 20. Airport jokes never get old

  • I went to the doctor the other day and told him I get sick every time I get close to the airport. He thinks it might be terminal.

    Posted by Dad Joke of the Day on Tuesday, October 4, 2016
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  • 21. I can't believe I never made this connection!

  • Who married Mississippi? Mr. Sippi. (thanks Bruce)

    Posted by Dad Jokes on Friday, July 22, 2016
  • 22. So creative!

  • 23. Probably don't try this one at home

  • My wife is unhappy with me at the moment, she said she wanted something that went from zero to 120 in three seconds for her birthday, so I bought her some bathroom scales.

    Posted by Bad Dad Jokes on Thursday, November 5, 2015
  • 24. It really does never grow old.

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  • Love them or hate them, you've got to admit they bring a smile to your face.

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Kelsey is a student studying to broaden her horizons through the written word. She loves the outdoors, family, car washes and punny witticisms.

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