30 of the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

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  • We all need a good pickup line to use every once in a while.

  • So maybe you'll find some inspiration here for your next one.

  • 1. If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!

  • 2. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection!

  • 3. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.

  • 4. Want to see the prettiest thing I've ever seen? (Show phone with frontcam.)

  • 5. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

  • 6. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

  • 7. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

  • 8. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

  • 9. Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

  • 10. Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

  • 11. Forget about Spiderman, Superman and Batman. I'll be your man.

  • 12. You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.

  • 13. I like Legos, you like Legos; why don't we build a relationship?

  • 14. There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.

  • 15. There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

  • 16. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

  • 17. (Hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

  • 18. I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

  • 19. Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day. All I'm asking for is one from you.

  • 20. I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

  • 21. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

  • 22. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

  • 23. Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

  • 24. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

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  • 25. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

  • 26. Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.

  • 27. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

  • 28. There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off of you.

  • 29. I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, "What could be better than this?" And then I met you.

  • 30. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

  • What are some of your favorites? Let us know below.

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Callie has two Bachelor of Arts degrees in English and Communication and when she isn’t writing, she’s reading. Some of her favorite things include Harry Potter, all things Disney, road trips, and telling stories.

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