19 terrible dad jokes that are sure to alienate your children and probably destroy your marriage

Don't shoot the messenger.

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  • I don't know why you would ever want to use any of these. But dads do. I apologize in advance.

  • Here they are:

  • 1. Just pull over please

  • 2. Why

  • 3. Stahhp

  • 4. No more

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  • 5. Don't

  • 6. Please

  • 7. That's it

  • 8. I'm done

  • 9. I quit

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  • 10. It does

  • 11. Ha ... ha

  • 12. And there was never a reply

  • 13. How long has he been waiting for this moment?

  • 14. Thanks, Dad

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  • 15. That poor child

  • 16. Quickly climbing the list of reasons marriages fail

  • 17. This one isn't so bad

  • 18. This one is

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  • 19. Gets up, leaves

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David Snell is a writer for the FamilyShare team. He's trilingual (English, Spanish and Movie Quotes). He's got a BA in communications and is married to one incredibly fantastic girl.

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