Was there a date night you totally forgot about?
Did you leave the toilet seat up?
Maybe you didn't notice she got a haircut. Yeah, maybe that's it.
Whatever it is, it's bad. If she says anything on this list it's best to just turn, run and give her a few hours and plenty of space before you return — with chocolate and puppies.
Here's the list:
Did I miss any? Help a brother out and comment below with any other danger phrases.
David Snell is a writer for the FamilyShare team, specializing in humor writing. He's trilingual (English, Spanish and Movie Quotes), passionate about all things communication and is always up for learning something new.
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