17 obvious signs your husband is cheating on you ... with food

It could be happening right in your very own kitchen.

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  • You are the one and only woman in his life; but sometimes other women aren't the only threat.

  • Here are 17 ways you can tell if your husband is turning to food to fill that hole in his heart.

  • 1. He calls you "honey," "cupcake" or "dumpling" instead of your name

  • His relationship with food has intensified to the point where he wishes you were food. You're not just a piece of meat.

  • 2. He does his dishes immediately after eating

  • He quickly scrubs away any evidence that could be incriminating. If he forgets to use the disposal, grab a clothes hanger and see what you can fish out.

  • 3. He looks in the kitchen cupboards repeatedly within a few minutes time

  • What's he looking at? There's nothing new in that cupboard. He sure closes it quickly when you walk by. Is that peanut butter on his lips?

  • 4. He gets home from work and asks "what's for dinner?" instead of "How was your day?"

  • This is a clear sign of where his priorities are.

  • 5. When something is in the microwave he's checking out the countdown clock instead of you

  • He's thinking about something during those 47 seconds, and it's not you.

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  • 6. He starts trying out new recipes

  • Why the sudden interest? Maybe he's got a secret recipe you don't know about.

  • 7. He packs his own lunch

  • Do you even know what's in there?

  • 8. He stops taking a lunch altogether

  • He's got to eat at some point. What's he eating? Obviously it's more attractive than anything you have to offer.

  • 9. He keeps a stash of food close to the bed

  • This is crossing the line, and he knows it. Does he know how many nights you silently cry yourself to sleep?

  • 10. He stops using cutlery

  • An appropriate relationship with food involves knives, forks and spoons. There's a mutual respect for each other. If he's ditched the cutlery and starts getting handsy with his food, be concerned.

  • 11. He doesn't want to go anywhere with you ... until he learns there's going to be free food

  • This is evidence of much more than a casual relationship with food.

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  • 12. He doesn't talk with his mouth full

  • He's savoring his food instead of you.

  • 13. You find out he has a Pinterest account

  • How many food boards is he following? Why hasn't he told you? Follow his boards and see how he reacts.

  • 14. He stops caring about his appearance

  • He no longer feels the need to impress you and instead has fully submitted to his mistress, Little Debbie.

  • 15. He volunteers to go grocery shopping

  • Don't be fooled; he's being more than just nice. He's got the freedom to buy whatever he wants without you knowing. You can be sure he'll burn the receipt.

  • 16. If he's grocery shopping with you, he tries to sneak items into the cart

  • He thinks you don't notice, but you do. You notice every sleazy detail. If you don't confront him, soon there will be a new Hostess in the house.

  • 17. He regularly gets up for a "midnight snack"

  • He thinks he's sneaky enough to get out of bed without waking you. He's wrong, and you've set up the baby monitor in the kitchen to get the scoop — just as he does.

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  • If he's exhibiting these obvious signs, he's bitten off more than he can chew.

  • It's time to sit down with your husband and remind him who his bread and butter really is.

  • If he can't cut the mustard, it may be time to drop him like a hot potato.

  • Sorry those jokes were so cheesy.

  • Don't egg me on.

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David Snell is a writer for the FamilyShare team. He's trilingual (English, Spanish and Movie Quotes). He's got a BA in communications and is married to one incredibly fantastic girl.

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